Tag Archives: 2011

400 Words or Less: Why I hate hippies

In the journalism world, they teach you to fix the headline of a story to be some sort of a one line summary of the piece at large. Two weeks ago, popular Washington Post blogger Ed Rogers boldly declared in a three word headline above his article what many had begun to speculate.

“OWS (Occupy Wall Street) is over.”

Although I’m a few shades more to the liberal side in comparison to Rogers, I’ve got  no other option but to begrudgingly agree with the man. I believe it had all the promise and potential in the world early on, but in the end it’s what you get out of it that matters; not what you put in.

We, the American people, are walking out of this with nothing and that’s exactly what we deserve for letting this movement turn to crap.

The OWS movement was ideologically beautiful; a manifestation of the sing-songy chant, “The people united will never be defeated”. In the end, numbers and standing around were not enough and the movement wielded about as much true influence as Hands Across America in 1986.

I had unknowing written the phrase “in the end” twice within the first 200 words, and it’s telling of the latent sense of demise most clear-thinking Americans are feeling right now. As much as we’d like to metaphorically strangle a few Wall Street execs and see the disentanglement of corporations and democracy, it’s just not going to happen this time around.

Why?

The methods to achieve the final goals were inherently flawed.

My heart absolutely goes out to those who are gathering at points across the country demanding a morally-sound reform. I love it.

But camping out, chanting, walking around in circles, chanting Kumbaya, or generally having a big hippie carnival in front of a building isn’t going to change to world, and you’d be a hopeless romantic to think otherwise. It won’t happen.

Not in a million years.

America has turned it’s back on people living on the streets for years; they’re called the homeless. It’s disgusting that we as a nation have the capacity for ignorance of that magnitude, but it’s the sad truth.

The more the movement grew, the more it filled with folks who’s opinions are not often taken as seriously as others. Our own Occupy Huntington began to abandon itself after drug use and the potential for violence started to grow from within.

Occupy Wall Street was, is, and will always be beautiful to me, but it was ruined by hippies.

This movement was killed by drugs, unwashed hair, and general lack of perception.

Thus is life in 2011.

The Egyptian Revolution of 2011

If you put your humble authors in a room together (and we would like you to – really. Send us a donation, we’ll use it for a good cause: The Meanwhile in West Virginia lunch fund), I am the one least qualified to tell you about global politics; I just don’t watch that much History Channel. Still, not to say something about the regime change in Egypt would be irresponsible (especially when there are people Googling for this kind of thing that may happen upon this humble website! Huzzah!).

If you haven’t seen the news (or been alive) over the last few days, you may have what could be the largest (mostly) peaceful effective demonstrations for democracy ever. In a world that seems absolutely determined to blow itself up with all the constant hate-mongering and a bombardment of increasing despair, Egypt’s recent struggle against tyranny is something special.

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The most recent reports say that something like 300 people have died in protests in Egypt (1). During the American Revolution, an estimated 25,000 people died. It took us 12 years to finally create a functioning government document that lead to our establishment as a new nation. While Egypt hasn’t gotten around to a new constitution or sewing a new flag yet, but in less than a month’s time the Egyptian people have successfully demolished the regime charged with ruling their country, and with just over 300 deaths; in revolutionary terms, that’s almost bloodless.

More impressive than the magnitude of what has been done (and what will hopefully happen next) is who has done it; the young demographic, one that rarely so much as turns up to vote in the good ol’ United States of America, has come out in the hundreds of thousands to show support for democracy.

I’ve heard analysts talking about the end of the world. I’ve heard Glenn Beck spew hatred about Islam’s desire to enslave the world (2). I’ve heard average, everyday men and women talk about hating what the world is coming to. These people have it all wrong. The Egyptian uprising is this decade’s first glimmer of hope that the world is still a place where people can fight without using guns to get what they need to live, where people can still make a difference, and where people still care about their freedom at all.

Tonight, I envy what the Egyptian people have done. I wish my countrymen had the tenacity to accomplish half as much. And I hope the Tea Party is ashamed of itself for throwing around the word “revolution”.

Good luck.

1. http://www.hrw.org/en/news/2011/02/08/egypt-documented-death-toll-protests-tops-300
2. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/02/04/glenn-beck-egypt-caliphate-conspiracy-theory_n_818564.html